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Post by Stereo on Sun 08 Dec 2013, 4:53 pm

>Started game
>Oh dis is sweet
>Many excites
>Go through tutorial
>At a courtyard
>Suddenly hear thumping
>FUCKING ASYLUM DEMON FALLS FROM THE SKY
>WHAT THE FU-
>Asylum Demon smashes me in the head with massive club
>"YOU DIED"
>wot
>Boot up again
>Kill his ass this time because I am boss
>Going through Deadburg
>Killing bitches
>"PHANTOM MCSHANKS HAS INVADED!"
>Sees a grim reaper with scythe and all
>wat
>the
>fgukc
>ReaperShanks does the whole point at me thing
>Fuck dis shit
>Start running
>Run all the way to a bonfire
>"Fuck it lemme try banishing him with thingy."
>using item that banishes phantoms
>THERE ARE NO PHANTOMS TO BANISH
>WOT
>Says that right as he rounds the corner
>FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Dies in a ball of fire
>"YOU DIED"
>Reboot
>Start from fire
>Retrieve souls
>Progess all the way to wall
>Fucking Taurus
>Oh shit
>Running around
>Get hit with stick while blocking
>GETS THROWN OVER
>FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>"YOU DIED."
>GG TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
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Post by Vero on Sun 08 Dec 2013, 5:05 pm

Sounds like life.
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