Chapter 1: Hungry bear is Hungry.
Hungry bear walked down the old path, he was going to visit his friends Plant the Plant and Fish the Dead Fish.
Hungry Bear suddenly felt hungry.
"Hungry Bear is Hungry." Hungry Bear said. Hungry Bear looked around, desperate for food. Nothing. Just trees. Hungry Bear grunted and continued walking.
10 minutes later..
Hungry Bear saw his Plant a Fish.
"Hey guys!" Hungry Bear yelled. Fish didn't do anything, as usual.
"Ohai hungry bear." Plant said.
"Meet dis guy I met earlier. His name is Porcupine." Plant said, motioning towards a porcupine.
"Oh. A new friend." Hungry Bear said.
"Hunger Bear hungry. Need food." Hungry Bear said.
"Then why don't you eat that dead fish?" Porcupine said.
"YOU TRY TO MAKE HUNGRY BEAR EAT FISH!? FISH FRIEND. NOT FOOD." Hungry Bear yelled.
"But hes just a dead fish, no one would miss him-" Porcupine was cut off.
"He FRIEND. ME WILL MISS HIM." Hungry Bear said.
"But... you not friend. No one miss you." Hungry Bear said, looking at Porcupine.
[Fight Scene Deleted Due To Pure Epicness]
Hungry Bear licked Porcupines bones.
"He taste good." Hungry Bear said.
End of chapter one.
Hungry bear walked down the old path, he was going to visit his friends Plant the Plant and Fish the Dead Fish.
Hungry Bear suddenly felt hungry.
"Hungry Bear is Hungry." Hungry Bear said. Hungry Bear looked around, desperate for food. Nothing. Just trees. Hungry Bear grunted and continued walking.
10 minutes later..
Hungry Bear saw his Plant a Fish.
"Hey guys!" Hungry Bear yelled. Fish didn't do anything, as usual.
"Ohai hungry bear." Plant said.
"Meet dis guy I met earlier. His name is Porcupine." Plant said, motioning towards a porcupine.
"Oh. A new friend." Hungry Bear said.
"Hunger Bear hungry. Need food." Hungry Bear said.
"Then why don't you eat that dead fish?" Porcupine said.
"YOU TRY TO MAKE HUNGRY BEAR EAT FISH!? FISH FRIEND. NOT FOOD." Hungry Bear yelled.
"But hes just a dead fish, no one would miss him-" Porcupine was cut off.
"He FRIEND. ME WILL MISS HIM." Hungry Bear said.
"But... you not friend. No one miss you." Hungry Bear said, looking at Porcupine.
[Fight Scene Deleted Due To Pure Epicness]
Hungry Bear licked Porcupines bones.
"He taste good." Hungry Bear said.
End of chapter one.
