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    Stereo
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    The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 1:30 pm

    'The Current Situation' is where you give somebody the current situation, the next poster answers it and puts a new situation.

    Ex-

    1: The current situation is you're sorrounded by zombies. What do you do?

    2: Panic.
    2: The current situation is you're being eaten. What do you do?
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    The formula... X being the situation.

    The current situation is X. What do you do?
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    To start us off...

    The current situation is; it's raining hard, and the power went out. What do you do?

    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 1:40 pm

    Ummm find your flashlight, and read a book till the powers come back online?

    Situation: Your trapped in a disabled space ship with dangerous alien monsters that want to eat you?

    Stereo
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 1:47 pm

    Rush for the escape pods. Then panic.

    The current situation is you're trapped deep inside a military science base, the power is out, and insane people want to eat you. What do you do?

    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 2:26 pm

    Run like hell

    Situation: Your under attack by 400 storm troopers

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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 3:31 pm

    Use a clone trooper on their asses.

    Situation: You are about to be eaten by a giant.

    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 3:36 pm

    Scream for help and panic. If that dosen't work try using your cell phone to call for help.

    Siuation: You are about to be eaten by a giant. (I just want to see what you guys would do. Thats all.)

    Stereo
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 5:50 pm

    Cock an eyebrow and gloat at how I stole it's golden egg, weird goose, and magic harp.

    The current situation; A 'Yo moma' fight has caught you with out a joke. What do you say?!

    Guest
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:02 pm

    You say: "U AIN'T GOT NO PANCAIK MIX!"

    Situation: Your inside your house while it is on fire.

    Stereo
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:08 pm

    Take a chill pill and walk outside casually. Then watch the house burn...

    The current situation; You're trapped underneath a giant rock. This rock is slowly crushing you. Your friend tries to help, but cannot. What do you say to him/her?!

    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:22 pm

    "DUDE GO GET SOME HELP, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE, THIS GODAMN ROCK IS CRUSHING ME!!!"

    Situation: You are abducted by aliens, what do you do?


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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:09 pm

    Ask to get the anul probing over with.

    You're trapped in linbo. What ya gonna do now?

    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:10 pm

    Scream and run around untill I find a way out.

    Your shrunk and your girlfriend is about to acidently eat you. What do you do?

    Stereo
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:40 pm

    Scream, "I didn't wear a condom last night!"

    You're being invaded by plant zombies, what are ya gonna do?!

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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:42 pm

    Get the shotgun, sword, and flamethrower.

    You forgot to wear your condom last night with your girlfriend. What do you do?

    Stereo
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:44 pm

    Hope she doesn't get pregnant.

    You're invaded by Doomshroom zombie. WHAT CHA GONNA DO WHEN EET COMES FOR YOU!?

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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:46 pm

    Yell "Let's do this... LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!" And go in suicidal.

    You are in a mosh pit at a heavy metal concert surrounded by other metalheads, one challenges you to a mosh challenge, what do you do?


    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 7:47 pm

    Kill him.

    The death star is coming to shoot you. What do joo do?

    Stereo
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:59 pm

    Say, "Yo dawg! I heard you liked space! So we put a black hole in yo engine, so you space out while you spahgettify!"

    You're trapped in a box. Whatdoyado?

    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:01 pm

    Try to punch my way out or cut my way out.

    A giant epic face is following you and watching your every move. What do you do?

    Stereo
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:07 pm

    This...



    You're without a situation, whatchagunnadonow?

    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:23 pm

    I kick you in the nuts

    A giant scorpion is attacking the city. What do you do?

    Guest
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:29 pm

    Go Shoop Da Whoop on his ass.

    You are surrounded by giant llamas. What do you do?

    Icarus
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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Icarus on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:33 pm

    Dig a hole and hide.

    A huge army of storm troopers are attacking you.

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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Guest on Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:19 am

    Shout "PK STAAAAARSTOOORRRMM!!!" and hide before the meteors blow ME up!

    Your surrounded by fartclouds

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    Re: The Current Situation...

    Post by Guest on Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:21 am

    Put on a gasmask. Derp.

    Oh no, a crazed scientist is about to stick a device in you. What do you do?

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