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The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 1:30 pm

'The Current Situation' is where you give somebody the current situation, the next poster answers it and puts a new situation.

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1: The current situation is you're sorrounded by zombies. What do you do?

2: Panic.
2: The current situation is you're being eaten. What do you do?
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The formula... X being the situation.

The current situation is X. What do you do?
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To start us off...

The current situation is; it's raining hard, and the power went out. What do you do?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 1:40 pm

Ummm find your flashlight, and read a book till the powers come back online?

Situation: Your trapped in a disabled space ship with dangerous alien monsters that want to eat you?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 1:47 pm

Rush for the escape pods. Then panic.

The current situation is you're trapped deep inside a military science base, the power is out, and insane people want to eat you. What do you do?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 2:26 pm

Run like hell

Situation: Your under attack by 400 storm troopers

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 3:31 pm

Use a clone trooper on their asses.

Situation: You are about to be eaten by a giant.

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 3:36 pm

Scream for help and panic. If that dosen't work try using your cell phone to call for help.

Siuation: You are about to be eaten by a giant. (I just want to see what you guys would do. Thats all.)

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 5:50 pm

Cock an eyebrow and gloat at how I stole it's golden egg, weird goose, and magic harp.

The current situation; A 'Yo moma' fight has caught you with out a joke. What do you say?!

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:02 pm

You say: "U AIN'T GOT NO PANCAIK MIX!"

Situation: Your inside your house while it is on fire.

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:08 pm

Take a chill pill and walk outside casually. Then watch the house burn...

The current situation; You're trapped underneath a giant rock. This rock is slowly crushing you. Your friend tries to help, but cannot. What do you say to him/her?!

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:22 pm

"DUDE GO GET SOME HELP, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE, THIS GODAMN ROCK IS CRUSHING ME!!!"

Situation: You are abducted by aliens, what do you do?


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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:09 pm

Ask to get the anul probing over with.

You're trapped in linbo. What ya gonna do now?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:10 pm

Scream and run around untill I find a way out.

Your shrunk and your girlfriend is about to acidently eat you. What do you do?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:40 pm

Scream, "I didn't wear a condom last night!"

You're being invaded by plant zombies, what are ya gonna do?!

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:42 pm

Get the shotgun, sword, and flamethrower.

You forgot to wear your condom last night with your girlfriend. What do you do?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:44 pm

Hope she doesn't get pregnant.

You're invaded by Doomshroom zombie. WHAT CHA GONNA DO WHEN EET COMES FOR YOU!?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:46 pm

Yell "Let's do this... LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!" And go in suicidal.

You are in a mosh pit at a heavy metal concert surrounded by other metalheads, one challenges you to a mosh challenge, what do you do?


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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 7:47 pm

Kill him.

The death star is coming to shoot you. What do joo do?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:59 pm

Say, "Yo dawg! I heard you liked space! So we put a black hole in yo engine, so you space out while you spahgettify!"

You're trapped in a box. Whatdoyado?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:01 pm

Try to punch my way out or cut my way out.

A giant epic face is following you and watching your every move. What do you do?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Stereo on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:07 pm

This...



You're without a situation, whatchagunnadonow?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:23 pm

I kick you in the nuts

A giant scorpion is attacking the city. What do you do?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:29 pm

Go Shoop Da Whoop on his ass.

You are surrounded by giant llamas. What do you do?

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:33 pm

Dig a hole and hide.

A huge army of storm troopers are attacking you.

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:19 am

Shout "PK STAAAAARSTOOORRRMM!!!" and hide before the meteors blow ME up!

Your surrounded by fartclouds

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Re: The Current Situation...

Post by Guest on Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:21 am

Put on a gasmask. Derp.

Oh no, a crazed scientist is about to stick a device in you. What do you do?

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